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Welcome back! I'm Tatsuo!
I'm Toshio!
And I'm Mishima Yado!
Hey hey, I'm Ryo!
And yeah!
We've made a lot of existing products, but this time we're making Calpis!
Yeah!
Didn't we make cola a long time ago?
Yeah!
That's also a really popular video now.
That's right!
It's over 10 million views now.
It's a lot of views, isn't it?
We're going to fight again and win this time!
That's right!
Last time we lost because of carbon dioxide!
Yeah, it was carbon dioxide!
That was the worst!
But we've won all kinds of battles before.
Oh, I mean, separate battles.
Oh!
That's crazy!
We've won all kinds of stupid battles.
That's crazy!
But we've won before, right?
Gestures, words, and even games.
Yeah, we've won!
We've won!
Yeah!
Yeah, it's been a bad trend.
So we're trying to get it back up.
Stupid?
Isn't he the culprit?
Stupid!
Let's get to making it.
Okay!
Let's Calpis!
I've done some shopping.
Okay!
As I always say, even though it's a science and literature competition, I don't have any special knowledge of science and literature.
That's right!
I don't know how to make Calpis like you guys do.
One thing I know is that Calpis contains lactic acid bacteria.
It's something between milk and lactic acid bacteria, isn't it?
That's right!
But I don't think there's lactic acid bacteria in milk.
And we're not researchers, so we can't make lactic acid bacteria from scratch.
That's right!
We have to steal lactic acid bacteria from somewhere.
If we were to steal lactic acid bacteria from a motorcycle, we'd think it's yogurt.
But it's still a long way off.
Aren't you two talking too much?
We're not.
We don't talk much in everyday life.
If it's a drinkable yogurt, it probably has a drinkable yogurt flavoring.
Calpis-like flavoring is something we'd have to do separately.
Let's buy a lot of stuff we think might be good and think about it later.
It's too hot in the car.
It's hot!
Good work!
[The next day...]
So we're a military team.
We bought Calpis, so let's drink it first.
Yeah, you can't tell unless you drink it.
[The next day...]
What is this?
I don't know.
In front of you...
Lactobacillus and yeast. It says "power of fermentation".
What does it mean?
I can't do it by hand.
If I have to use lactobacillus...
Yogurt.
Doesn't it taste like 10 yen gum?
10 yen gum squeezing liquid.
Oh no, how do I squeeze it?
I'm definitely going to bite it.
Also, I don't know if it's going to be refreshing.
Also, after drinking it...
For now...
I'm going to buy yogurt and gum.
If I find it, I'll buy other things, too.
For now, let's go.
I'm going shopping for now.
I'm back.
First of all, let me introduce what I bought.
First of all, this is what I said earlier.
I thought this would be a base.
Surprisingly, I found something good.
Let me introduce it.
It says "regular lactobacillus".
Apparently, it doesn't taste like anything.
Well, lactobacillus is good for you.
Next.
Because of its white color...
To make something dark...
It's powdered milk with honey.
And when you think of calpis...
It's sweet.
It's watermelon candy.
I also bought this grape candy.
If it's only this, it's only sweet.
That's right.
Calpis is actually sweet and sour.
That's right.
The sourness is this grape candy.
In the box of the grape candy...
It says "lactobacillus drink".
So it goes well with anything.
Absolutely.
Yes.
And finally, because we have a dry throat...
I bought this "peracotease".
This is absolutely necessary.
That's right.
Let's do it.
First of all, I'm going to put all of them in this purified water.
I think I can win.
There is a correct answer in this mess.
Should I say it out loud?
First of all, I'm going to put watermelon candy in here.
I'm going to put lactobacillus drink in here.
Calpis...
If you put too much calpis...
Go to the bathroom.
It won't be that long, will it?
I'll drink it later.
I've been using it like a syringe for a while now.
It's really small, isn't it?
I wonder why it's selling like this.
But I think it's a good product.
Well, considering the white color, I'll put in a little of this guy for now.
OK.
Try it out for a second.
I win.
I like it.
No way.
I win.
It's amazing.
You've won again.
It's a win-win.
I'm done.
If you make me win this much...
You might lose your temper after this.
We've finished buying.
So we bought this.
We thought of buying yogurt, but we found something really bad.
That's right.
This is...
Lactobacillus and Kurozu Yogurt Flavor.
It contains lactobacillus and yogurt.
What's bad about it is that we have this kurozu.
You don't need anything.
How you can get rid of kurozu...
You can buy it in numbers.
It's like multiplication and division.
Calcium nitrate times black water (yogurt flavor)
It's like that.
Bring black water to this side of that "x"
Something to erase it there.
As a result of thinking about something that makes black water zero,
It's black, so it's white.
This aquarius.
Vinegar is acidic, so it's like alkaline.
This mineral or something.
Aquarius.
If you mix salt and black water here, it will probably be zero.
Disappears.
I think it will be distorted.
Probably.
You don't know, do you?
This is almost the taste of Calpis.
Here's what I said earlier.
This is 10 yen gum.
Put in a lot of squeeze liquid and you're almost done.
If the sweetness is not enough, this is an oligosaccharide.
Yes, it's an oligosaccharide.
Increase bifidus muscle and keep your stomach in good condition.
Calpis that keeps your stomach in good condition.
Calpis.
Yes, thank you for the meal.
Well, let's start with black water.
I'll try it with salt.
Ah...
Salt...
First of all, let's put black vinegar in it.
Yes.
This one uses a lot of main ingredients.
This one, this one, and this one.
Let's leave it like this for now.
I'll let you drink it first.
Yes.
Ah!
What?
It's vinegar!
Oh, it's vinegar.
It's too strong.
We have to turn it off.
First of all, I'd like to put it in this container.
Let's go.
What is it?
Yes.
And I'll put this tableware in it.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
But after that, let's put a lot of gum in it and let it soak up the flavor.
Yes.
It's hard!
Let's put some chicken in it.
Yes.
A little artificial sweetener.
The ingredients are ready.
Yes.
All we have to do is let it soak up the flavor.
Yes.
It tastes like a lot of strawberries.
Try it.
It tastes like a lot of strawberries.
I think we should pull it up.
What was this?
Huh? Didn't I cut my face?
Huh?
It might be a root brand.
I'm curious.
Oh, no.
Huh?
If you do it like this as a main dish...
Well, it's done.
Yes.
Oh, I cut it.
It's done!
Shall we call it?
Yes.
One, two...
Judge!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
There's a judge.
Here it is.
Please put it in the middle.
Yes.
Now...
There are two random coordinates on the desk.
How many are they?
I'd like you to drink and evaluate both of them.
I see.
Start with the one you like.
It looks like corpus, doesn't it?
But isn't this one more basic?
Well, it looks like it.
It looks like it.
Oshikko.
Do you know what oshikko is?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
It's just a taste.
Let's start with this one.
Here you go.
It's corpus!
Can I drink it?
What?
I can't drink it, but my throat hurts.
What?
I'm surprised.
Can I drink it?
It doesn't smell.
This one smells like corpus.
I'll drink it.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
I see.
I'd like you to choose the one that looks more like corpus.
Okay.
Please.
Okay.
The one that looked like corpus...
is this one!
Yes!
It's good.
It's definitely this one.
It's good.
It smells like corpus.
Is it just you who doesn't drink it?
I don't drink it.
I only drink oshikko.
That's not enough!
Corpus is not good even if you drink it like that.
If you drink it like that, it's corpus.
I can't stop reacting to bad things.
I agree.
It's bad for me to drink it like this.
It's not that bad.
I can't tell if you drink it like this or not.
Look at me like this.
I'm sorry.
Our range is completely...
It's a miscalculation of numbers.
Did you miscalculate of numbers?
I miscalculated of numbers.
Yes.
If I miscalculated of numbers, I couldn't disassemble it.
I see.
Was it miscalculation of numbers?
Yes.
Oh, my...
But, compared with your time in high school,
you're definitely improving your literature skills.
Next time, I'll say it again.
You said it again and again.
Next time, I'll make a tea.
Oh, no.
No, no.
It's illegal, isn't it?
It's illegal.
It's illegal to make a tea.
Certainly.
It's dangerous.